Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

(1) STRAPON.

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

'Uranus is weird.' Big moons of tilted ice giant hide a magnetic mystery, Hubble telescope reveals - Space

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

(5) LINGERIE.

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

(3) VIBRATOR.

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

Why do some men want to remain single despite the fact that many women want to have a romantic relationship with them?

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

(1) XNXX

Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

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SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

What are your darkest taboo confessions?

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

(4) CONDOM.

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

Can CCTV cameras be integrated with other sensor technologies for enhanced security solutions? If so, how?

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

What are your best funny dating stories?

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

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CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

(3) XHAMSTER

(2) YOUPORN.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(2) DILDO.